Austin Macauley Friday, October 17, 2014

‘Gobbledygook’ council reports prove an education

Councils have come under fire for producing reports that are more complicated to read than university textbooks.

Research by Trinity Mirror Data Unit found you would need a postgraduate degree to make sense of Redcar and Cleveland Council’s papers.

Solihull and Oldham councils didn’t fare much better, requiring 16.9 years and 14.5 years of education respectively.

The study applied a range of algorithms to 40 council reports to calculate the difficulty of the text.

On average, they demanded at least 12.6 years of education – just above GCSE level – compared with Stephen Hawking’s A Brief History of Time, which manages to explain the mysteries of the universe in language requiring just 11.6 years of schooling.

Manchester Evening News attempted to translate some of Oldham Council’s jargon. ‘Oldham is well positioned to be able to adapt and adjust to meet some of the continuing and new challenges’ came out as ‘don’t worry, we’ll sort this out’.

Coun Abdul Jabbar, Oldham council’s cabinet member for finance and human resources, told the newspaper the local authority had decided to use an animation to explain its latest budget challenges.

‘It’s only three minutes long and strips the complexities around council finances back down to important basics,’ he said.

Steve Jenner, from the Plain English Campaign, said: ‘This is undemocratic. People should understand what their elected representatives are doing in their name.

‘How can they do that if they can’t understand what they’re reading? People think ‘am I being thick or something?’

‘But the answer is no. Whether it’s unintentional from the councils or not, it doesn’t matter. We’d be delighted if these councils came to use us for training to present themselves in plain English, rather than speaking gobbledygook.’

SIGN UP
For your free daily news bulletin
Highways jobs

Customer Advisor - Braintree District Council

Essex County Council
Up to £13.7900 per hour
Customer Advisor - Braintree District Council Braintree, Essex 1x Full-Time (37 Hours) / 1x Part-Time (20 Hours) £13.79 PAYE / £17.66 Umbrella Closing England, Essex, Braintree
Recuriter: Essex County Council

Data Analytics Officer

Sandwell Metropolitan Borough Council
Band E (£31,537 to £36,363)
Sandwell Council’s HR Division is seeking a talented and motivated Data Analytics Officer Sandwell, West Midlands
Recuriter: Sandwell Metropolitan Borough Council

Meals on Wheels Driver

Sandwell Metropolitan Borough Council
Band C SCP 5-8 (£25,583- £26,824 per annum) Pro Rata
Make a Real Difference Every Day! Sandwell, West Midlands
Recuriter: Sandwell Metropolitan Borough Council

Teaching Assistant

Durham County Council
£25,185- £25,989
Fixed Term- Part Time 32.5 hours Monday to Friday 8
Recuriter: Durham County Council

Peripatetic Home Care and Support Worker

Durham County Council
Grade 4 - £25,583 - £26,824 per annum
If you have elderly friends and relatives, you will understand the value they place on independence. This role will give you the opportunity to work Durham
Recuriter: Durham County Council
Linkedin Banner